Noob

A noob is often confused with a newb, but no,

A newb is an inexperienced person new to a game, unlike a n00b, actually wants to get better and will get better,
And noobs, are fucking annoying trolls who aggravate as many as players as possible,and never usually get better at anything,

Noobs talk like this:

L00llllll 1 4m M1G PRO, L00llll u n00b u n000 sw444ggg!!!!!!111!!!!1!!1!1! Y0l0!!!! Sw4g!1!1!1! 1'm s0 c001 1 am b3st 4t this ga3m U sux l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l

(Used to say that they're superior and everyone else is inferior

And here's how to identify a noob:

Using "l0l0l0l0l0l0l"

Numbers in words,
Pointless spamming
Sentences that a normal human would never use,
Fucking downgraded English and gibberish

Annoying the fuck outta others

Newb: hey can you help me, idk how to do this
Experiencenced player: oh yeah sure you do this

Noob: l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l u suck y0l0 sw4g l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l!!!1!1!1!1!1!1 HELPHELPHELP

Experienced Player: no

by IconDefines June 28, 2021

noob note

Basically like a death note but if you write there name they do die they officially become a noob

Person: “ugh person 2 is better at call of the doody time to use my noob note ”
Person 2: “ ugh I suck at this game ”

by DEEZNUTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ July 10, 2021

noob hero

A degoratory term used in MOBA-games (originally in DotA Allstars) to describe a hero that is easy to play and typically overpowered at the same time.
Often used to emphasize that someone is not actually good at the game, but is just a noob playing an easy hero, which might be the only reason why that person is performing well.

Some random noob: "Look at me I have 5-0 score!!!"
An actual good player: "Dude you're playing Yurnero. He's a noob hero.. Anything less than 10-0 at this point is bad"

by omg_im_so_random November 21, 2024

Noobs vs Zombies (NVZ)

A genre of Roblox games, based around on the Noobs and the Zombies. One game such as Noobs vs Zombies Realish is a game where players are automatically selected to play on the Noobs' team or the Zombies' team. The genre has "interesting" and confusing lore. These are divided into 2 types of sub-genre thingys: Super(EvilAzmil)'s games and somedeviser's games. Super's games are usually more polished, and better, and somedevisers games are usually wonkier, and strange AI. Super is known for his game "The Zombie's Onslaught (TZO)", the main game being discontinued, although there is a "Overhaul Major Update" in progress. One can join the group, enter the main game, put ":overhaultest" in chat, and a GUI will appear on their screen, allowing them to join a server. somedeviser is known for his comedic games such as "Noobs vs Zombies: Realish (NVZR)" and "Noobs vs Zombies: Tycoon 2 (NVZT2)". NVZT2 is not the typical tycoon game, as one player can become the team's Leader, being in charge of almost everything, such as base upgrades, defenses, shops, banks, support, and economy. Attackers/Fighters are what you expect; players on the team that attack the enemy team (The Noob/Zombie team). They rely on their Leader for placing and upgrading the Shop, which allows them to access weapons and perks. Some NVZT2 maps are better than others, such as High Assembly, which has a gold mine that players can reach.

Noobs vs Zombies (NVZ) is such an old genre, yet it still remains somewhat popular.

by Kamov the 426th November 29, 2024

goob my noob

A saying you use when you're doing something but cannot disclose anymore details than "Goobing my noob"

Bill: Wanna hangout this weekend?
Jeffrey: I would but I'm gonna be too busy. I gotta goob my noob
Bill: Oh okay!

by TheRatEater December 5, 2024

Sleep Noob

A novice at the fine art of rest. Often characterized by their inability to properly wrap themselves in a duvet or blanket, leading to a 3 a.m. wrestling match with tangled sheets. Their sleep setup looks like a crime scene where the blanket has escaped, and they’ve somehow managed to twist themselves into a human pretzel. They wake up with the grace of a confused giraffe, suffering from neck and back pain that defies all logic. The sleep noob will spend a solid 15 minutes hitting snooze, only to fall asleep again and accidentally nap through their alarm, proving they still have much to learn in the realm of sleep mastery.

You are such a sleep noob, you don't even know how to get toasty in bed

by coolkidksater January 1, 2025

noob

Noob, newbie, n00b or newb is a word to describe a new player commonly on the internet. It is commonly misunderstood, usually by young children, believing it's along the lines of "you're bad", etc. They use it a lot when they die and moan, not having a reason why. A wrong a example would be "he's so noob cause he dies". A correct example is shown below.

"Man, I'm a noob! This is my first time playing this game."

by KingDomas October 17, 2019