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Max Gelfer

Max gelfer means that you are a goofy little gut that says Ohio to much and is attracted to males. He enjoys playing fort nite without his best friends
stop being such a max gelfer
(Stop being goofy)
by playfulpilly November 23, 2023
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Max

Max is definitely the most unique and incredible person in this world. He has the biggest heart and no one can deny his extraordinary and hilarious personality. He has a way with making people feel so special. He's truly beautiful inside and out but not in a cocky way at all. Granted, he makes a lot of mistakes, mistakes that could be completely avoided, but he handles them with such grace and learns from them quickly. His strength shines through everyday and its extremely hard to block him out of your life once he's in it. Max is just Max. You have to love him, or hate him. Max he is nice and kind. You Will fall in love with a Max if you know a Max for a long time. Just like his friend Brianna did and still is in love with a Max. If you don't know a Max get to know one.
Max is my best friend.
by anonymous April 23, 2021
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Max

A boy who likes to wear mismatching socks and will roast the fuck out of you but you can hit him back with a you’re a “thot bot
Max: “you’re so cancerous ouchie”

you: “thot bot
by ahahabot November 10, 2019
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Gran Max

Named after "Grandma", this minivan made by the Japanese automaker Daihatsu is designed to haul the whole family. It's the perfect vehicle for trips to Grandma's house during special occasions like Lebaran, Christmas, and family gatherings.
We ride our Daihatsu Gran Max for our trip to Grandma's house; it has enough space for everyone and all the goodies!
by Emotional Cruiser July 19, 2025
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Max

A talentless freak who a girl should not fall for because they are the true definition of stupid
by Jarule May 10, 2019
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Max Tempelman

Maxwell "Max" Tempelman is a professional soccer player from New York, USA, born on November 14, 2003, in Jacksonville, Florida. He moved to New York City in 2005. Max began playing soccer at the age of five and demonstrated exceptional talent by playing high school soccer while still in elementary school. By 14, he joined his varsity team and later played for the New York Red Bulls academy from 2017 to 2020. Currently, he is part of NYCFC.
Throughout his career from 2013 to 2023, Max has scored 273 goals and provided 87 assists. Known for his ability to locate teammates and score, he is active on social media, sharing his experiences and activities.
Max Tempelman is godly.
by epicmatthew96 September 9, 2024
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max dick

It defines the small pussy/dick that Max has ;)
Max Dick is like a small hair straw. Max dick
by SämstaMålvakten December 12, 2016
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