Josh Oxenden

A Dedede weeb who spends a large amount of time listening to the Thomas the Tank Engine OST. Calls his brother a paedophile and can't believe the size of Dedede's cheeks. Wore Johns in Primary School.

Josh Oxenden? Oh, that kid who sucks Dededes

by AlexHenryThicc July 19, 2019

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Josh

Josh is a very loyal friend, almost as loyal as a dog. UNTIL you cross him. You cross a Josh, and he will cross you off his list... for life! Witty, knowledgeable, Josh tends to grasp new concepts with their feet on the ground running. Warning: a Josh may become fiery when talking about politics. There are some words to avoid at all costs when talking to a Josh. These trigger words usually accumulate over the lifetime of a Josh. A Josh can be very strong and handy. A friend that will give you the shirt off his back, unless he thinks you're an idiot. Joshs have little tolerance for stupid people. And don't even get him STARTED on lazy people. It's also worth noting that Josh can become gassy after meals. Joshs tend to be on time always. They do not have respect for anyone who is not punctual! When a Josh gets frustrated, he will just walk away!

That Josh sure is a Wise man!!

by Popcornfart December 1, 2022

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Joshed

•when you tell your friends that you are going out with them but you make excuses last minute to not go with them

“Damn, we just got JOSHED. He said he would come out!”

by Joshin Ya January 23, 2021

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An adorable and cute guy, that will love you and all your insecurities. He is the type of person that will change your life forever, and give your life meaning. Josh loves making you smile, and laugh. His smile lights up the entire universe. He is the type of person that will stay with you through the good and the bad times. If you have a Josh hold on to him and don't let go because everyone needs a Josh. And I'm certainly holding onto mine! <3

Girl 1: How is it with you and Josh?

Girl 2: Amazing, he makes me feel special and I think I've fallen in love

by Jdjd dis October 16, 2022

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