jizz n jet

To ejaculate on a female companion and leaving afterwards

went to Becky's house only to jizz n jet

by calvin gerbil August 15, 2017

jizzed

past tense of cum

yo i just jizzed in this bitch

by penis_LiCkEr6942000 May 29, 2022

Jizzed-up snack fiddler

(n.) A slang term

Jizzed-up snack fiddler is a term used.

by The RBW April 27, 2024

jizz line

This was a technique used by the German/Nazi army in WWI. In order to create a larger, stronger army for a future World War that the Germans had already known would happen, they would line many healthy and strong men in a line and order them to masterbate in an orderly fashion. Each man would have a partner placed across from him with a bucket in between the two of them. The two would take turns, and be forced to provide seman 16 times per pair. If the pair does not meet the requirement, they were severely punished. Most of these lines would take place in small warehouses with roughly 480 men, 240 pairs. After the collection of seman, the officers would ship it to fertilization facilities where a similar practice would happen with women but instead of producing, they are using the produced seman from their male peers.

This practice is often used today at college parties.

Jizz lines were an awful, inhumane, and oddly kinky practice used by the Germans many decades ago.

by benji07 August 03, 2022

The Jizz Chair

That one chair at the back of the class that's covered in white liquid (probably jizz)

Hey man, go sit on the jizz chair

by TheShittingAnimal5000 December 09, 2022

jizz boomerang

When you jizz in any direction and it splashes back your way.

I jizz boomeranged myself on my bed.

by Jizzboomerang September 10, 2017

Jizz muffin

An overweight male homosexual that a straight male has sex with do to a drunken stupor, or other altered state.

After I smoked a bowl last night and drink a bottle of Jack I was so horny I fucked my neighbor he is such a jizz muffin.

by Echc93 February 03, 2018