Car Park Education

Verb: To fight in a car park

- Commonly outside of a place of work
I'm going to give Steve a car park education if he keeps rejecting my ideas.
by Parcels February 08, 2023
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Brampton Car Crash

An all too common occurrence in Brampton whereby Bramptonites stage car accidents for insurance scams.
“Jay was in another car crash yesterday.”

“Was it a real car crash or a Brampton Car Crash?”
by Mr. Sanchez, Esquire August 13, 2021
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Roblox car crash

Roblox car crashes are a series of (normally low quality) videos popular on youtube and tiktok that show dash cam footage of roblox blocky cars suffering violent accidents, such as running over NPCs or hitting other cars while shredding into pieces.
These videos are known for using ACTUAL legitimate car accident audios found in websites such as LiveLeak, wich gives a strange comedic effect.
X: Hey have you seen this Roblox Car Crash compilation on tiktok? It’s so funny!
X: please leave me alone.
by Ungui56 December 11, 2022
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Packing the clown car

Synonym for sexual intercourse, or the plans to engage in said activity

Layman's terms: Smashin' or trying to smash
Mark: Hey, where's Brandon?

Daniel: Oh, he's packing the clown car with Jenny.

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Rita: So, what are you doing tonight?

Bethany: Oh, me and Rodney are going to packing the clown car for the rest of the night.
by Mikeywikeylikey August 09, 2018
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cool car tax

The extra amount of money you have to pay to your insurance or on tickets due to your car “looking fast” or cool
Guy 1: I swear I get more tickets from cops ever since I dropped my car and got the new paint job, I’m driving the exact same though.

Guy 2: yeah, you don’t look like regular traffic anymore. You can’t forget to budget for the cool car tax.
by Li Big Body November 02, 2023
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Cleveland Car wash

When you take a laxative, and proceed to squat over someone face and spray them with liquid shit, and then lick their face off until it's clean.
I just took some Exlax earlier. I'm thinking about giving my girl a Cleveland Car Wash tonight when I get home.
by Bcash1985 September 13, 2019
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