Ham Handed

Being clumsy when handling things...moving things...setting them down, etc....Knocking things over, spilling things, dropping things.

I went to move my bowl of tomato soup, I caught my finger on the edge of the countertop, and spilled my soul all over the floor....I don't believe how Ham Handed I've been lately.

by I made the man December 13, 2024

green eggs and ham

a moldy stank ass cunt that dont know when to shut up

gawd jenni is such a GREEN EGGS AND HAM she needs to shut the fuck up!

by huehuehuesuck February 6, 2017

Ham Puncher

One bad ass mother trucker

That guy is such a ham puncher.

I played a ham puncher in C.o.d he kicked my ass!

by sqwinch April 24, 2012

Ham

This is when your pussy stink but it ain’t fishy

Wow my pussy stink of ham

by JapaneseElderlyMan June 21, 2019

slippery ham

When you try to poop in the toilet but miss

I was going to the bathroom, boy was it a slippery ham

by Cotlno January 4, 2019

Alabama ham bone

The act of fucking your neighbors fat wife in the ass!

Brian pissed me off so bad, I went over and gave his wife a Alabama ham bone!

Now she won't quit asking for another.

by RoscoePonderosa February 24, 2025

Ham and Salmon pasty

(Vagina)

My pork sword goes well with her ham and salmon pasty

by Mojomoon August 10, 2017