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Goat

Goat, or also known as a raging fuckfard, is a small, four legged mammal, mostly found with horns. They’re noisy fuckers that like to eat your clothes, hair, scream all night, and butt your gut. They suck. But they’re cute.
Person: Aww what a cute goat!
Goat: Surprise mothertrucker *butts stomach*
by getmeoffthisplanet March 20, 2022
mugGet the Goatmug.

Prized goat

Piece of meat. But a good piece of meat, like the goat you would enter in the 4H fair that would win a ribbon. You might enter the goat when it was alive and then kill it to eat it. Which is why people raise goats for meat and milk.

Has a sexual meaning. That woman is a prized goat. Links sexuality to the idea of "animal" instinct. Links sexuality to beastiality and the idea that a farm can use the animals for sexual gratification.

Because goat if a meat eaten in the Carribean it also has a kind of racial overtone to it. That speaks as well perhaps to a king of racists link to notions of the value of black women's sexuality and the sexual exploitation of black women.

Suggests exploitation.
How do you like that goat stew? Its made from the prized goat.

Did you check out her ass, she is a prized goat.

With a prized goat like her, you could make a lot of money.
by princesscant December 23, 2011
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goat

pearjuice
pearjuice is a goat
by nitryl November 17, 2021
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goat scale

1. A scale of what's cool/hip now a days.

2. A literally fucking goat scale, where you weigh goats.
1. Yo! List the goat scale! Make sure you put Mr. Spurlin on it. Hahaha, and clout goggles.

2. John, turn on the goat scale and weigh the goats.
by Sophomore at BHS October 21, 2017
mugGet the goat scalemug.

Goat Thumper

When you fat glizzy destroys a goats ass just like I did with your wife, or when you have a great “experience” with a goat
Oh my god Barry did the goat thumper on that goat down the street
by CrickyGG May 12, 2021
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Columbian Goat Party

A sexual act consisting of having an orgy in a dark dirty room with several unattractive women while simultaneously snorting mounds of cocaine
Yo, did you hear what Scott did last night? He took the 4 grenades at the party to the old shed out back for a Columbian Goat Party
by RadioTontoMMFFMM October 10, 2022
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