Empty Doors

EMPTY as in FALSE, DOORS as in OPPORTUNITIES

- Bro, She told me she liked my music...Said we could do things together...
- Erik, there you go once again knocking on Empty Doors.....

by YADAMasinYADAM February 06, 2020

Butlers door

One who is a closeted bisexual

That kid is a butlers door.

by EhhhHype March 11, 2017

door hopper

When a grasshopper has an identity crisis and decides to just stay on the front door And not move

Hey mark did you see the door hopper I think he's lost

by Dragonofdarkness13 September 06, 2021

Bloodhound Back Door

When you're making love to a woman and you look down and notice she has just gotten her period, so you pull outand put it in her butt.

Dude! I was banging Penny and I looked down and blood was everywhere! I had to bloodhound back door it!

by PENNY PEN May 16, 2015

Classic poop in a bucket above a door trick

When someone walks through a door boobytrapped with a bucket of poop above the door.

"watch out Ronnie we gotta make sure Mark doesn't pull the Classic poop in a bucket above a door trick"

by 420M@n360FU February 05, 2024

dumb as a door

someone that is so stupid that can only open and close, not literally.

Farin is dumb as a door; he doesn't have a clue what it waits for him.

by Lxiaoqi April 07, 2018

Slam that mf door if u want too !

A sentence that describes an situation which causes you to "hop out of the car in rage wanting to slam your moms car door behind you."

*Pulls up to house after argument* You get out the car, but as you're getting out you hear an angry mom say "Slam that mf door if u want too ! BOY ITS GON' BAD FOR YOU!"

by KB__KiLLA April 20, 2022