crush depth

Crush depth: when you have accumulated so much stuff that it begins to interfere with living. (a) It could be clutter, meaning stuff heaped upon stuff with no place to put it. (b) But it doesn't necessarily have to be "clutter." It could be the result of extrapolating the adage "the more you own the more it owns you" to its natural conclusion, stating that your joy of acquisition has turned into to the burden of maintenance / fixing things.
Honey, I can't take another Christmas in this small house. We are at crush depth already--there is nowhere left to put all the kids' junk!
by MNL897 November 06, 2024
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Crush Slut

A person who has
1) multiple crushes all at the same time
2) a new crush constantly
1)
Person A: "Damn, I used be such a crush slut."
Person B: "Really?"
Person A: "Yeah, at one point I had 9 crushes at once."
Person B:
Person B: "WTF."

2)
Person A: "As Hozier says, I fall in love just a little ol' little bit every day with someone new."
Person B: "So in other words, you're a crush slut."
Person A: "Yep."
by SJH67 July 09, 2018
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Cat Crush

Typically done by 40 year old men, the cat crush is a sexual move with a cat. (Normally a house cat, but any type of cat will do) The cat must not be neutered, as you will need the cat to have at least one of their testes.

What the move is, you take your cat, and pin it down on a flat surface, then you take your hand (in a fist shape) and slam it down on your cats ball sack. This will cause immense sexual tension with you and your cat
Stevie gave his cat a nice Cat Crush, he's one hell of a guy!
by Doctor. D, Dinosaur December 11, 2020
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Lunar Crush

The name given to the crush you have on someone who lives very far away.
Yes Aurora I have a lunar crush on you, butterflies do drop by for visits every now and then.
by ZombieCosmonaut April 20, 2011
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Hug your crush day

Go up and ask for a hug
Hug your crush day

Me:Can I have a hug?

Crush:Why?

Me:Bc it’s April 1
by Adorable_Attitude April 01, 2022
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