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Chode

a minuscule penis, so small it looks like it could belong to an alien
“I was thinking about hanging out with Sam”
“Sam has a chode, it’s scary!”
by wehatechodes March 19, 2022
mugGet the Chodemug.

Sigma Chode

A small penis that radiates what it means to be a sigma, must have foreskin since shmegma is sigma
Yo bro your sigma chode is bussin
by anonymous May 3, 2024
mugGet the Sigma Chodemug.

Chode pull

One who pulleth his chode. A strait daisy wanker.
Hey Chode Pull, you know how to start that chainsaw?
by Slacktose June 15, 2022
mugGet the Chode pullmug.

Chode Pop

When you smack a girl in the face with your small dick and it makes a pop noise.
I hit a chode pop on this girl last night. She was NOT expecting it
by Chodeler February 25, 2025
mugGet the Chode Popmug.

Chode

Chode thinks she can use my word against us, it doesn’t work like that.
by PDoobie June 27, 2021
mugGet the Chodemug.

chode maxxing

The act of unapologetically embracing and enhancing one's inner (and outer) chode energy to absurd, often grotesque levels—usually for attention, dominance, or ironic self-expression. Can include behaviors like flexing micro gains, wearing compression shorts in non-athletic settings, or acting like an alpha while clearly being a beta.
"Bro showed up to brunch in pit-v stained tank top, talked about his crypto losses for an hour, and called it a 'grindset.' Straight up chode maxxing."
by revolade April 9, 2025
mugGet the chode maxxingmug.

chode

A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long.
"hahaha my guy has a chode, so I dumped him"
by Dedoid jnr69 April 3, 2017
mugGet the chodemug.

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