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Rooter's Law

A series or an event where jokingly something bad happens, actually does.

Having poor luck, but enjoying the outcome of the event.

Having the universe after you; trying to bring you down.
Lauren: "lets go to NYC today, since it's so nice out!"

(as soon as they arrive to NYC a hurricane rips through)

Brittany: that's definitely Rooter's Law... oh well, wanna dance?
by Brii Holley December 21, 2008
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Huffer's law

Don't be a Bogart with the paint thinner, pass that rag bro, Huffer's Law states that one shall give up the can and rag after two full breaths.
by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016
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Law Office

A lawyer's office.
Person #1
My phone says I missed a call. They said law office when I called.

Person#2
Shit, you better get rid of you're computer man.
by The guy who can't find a name January 13, 2010
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Reeve's law

Reeves's Law states that as soon as an actor or actress stars in a comic book movie adaptation their career, talent, and sex appeal all begin a steadily accelerating decline that ends in tragedy or obscurity. The upshot of this is that they may continue to grace the cover of various publications, usually Star and Enqirer.
'How about Halle Berry as catwoman? Sounds like an example of reeve's law'
Christopher Reeve - Superman. But also
Hugh Jackman- Wolverine
Nicolas Cage- Ghost Rider
Jennifer Garner- Elektra
Thomas Jane, who's role as the Punisher caused his career to be horribly stillborn, and his predecessor Dolph Lundgren, who's portrayal was so bad it actually cause all his PREVIOUS films to become terrible and forever crippled the 80's action genre.
by Apoth December 10, 2007
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Omar’s Law

Omar’s Law states:
Everything is wrong. I am correct
...what an ass.
Obsidian: “The magnet is dropped through the coils.”
Omar: “No! We use a different method to measure speed!”
Obsidian “Ya khara, the question literally says the magnet is dropped. Is this Omar’s Law?”
by Lancelot_811 February 3, 2019
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Spartan's Law

A law stating that no matter the amount of alcohol ingested in drugs taken some movies were just meant to be terrible in every form of perception. Meet The Spartan's and Titanic for example.
*After walking out of the movie theatre*

Scottie: Okay so everyone remember's their cover stories right?
Becca: We didnt see the movie, you were at your sisters birthday party
Fabro: Right, and me and Becca were having drunken awkward sex at her house.

-Spartan's Law-
by Dre-Dubb-Mandemz May 20, 2010
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Günters Law

Günter's Law:
"If CNN reports something, that is evidence of the contrary"
"The CNN just reported Russia bombed civilians"

Günters law proves that it didn't happen and it is in fact likely the Ukrainians bombed civilians
by Lampost88 April 19, 2022
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