I smell bacon

Means there is a cop near by

You are about to light a joint. Your friend sees a cop crossing the road toward you, and says "I smell bacon"

by BRETTBTCH July 30, 2022

Find the Bacons

A find the game where you find a lot of bacons.

Guy#1: I found all the bacons in Find the Bacons!

Guy#2: I haven't yet :(

by BuddyMaddie April 3, 2022

generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon

Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.

Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!

by QuacksO September 28, 2018

Bacon

Any part of a female anatomy, especially the vagina, ass and tits.

James : oh my god chloe's got amazing bacon bits!

George : I'd eat her bacon right out till next week!

by cocktailsausauge June 2, 2014

bacon boner

An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.

"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."

by JADrI April 26, 2017

Bacon

Cops. Pigs. Johnny Law. 5-0. The boys in blue. Badge boys. The Cherrytops. Weewoo Gang. Cuff Buddies. Blue Army. Copegeddon. Pigsters. The Porks. Corporal Vegan etc etc etc

Daniel: *Robs Store*
Mark: Shit! Here come the bacon!

by TheGayAccount June 16, 2020

No grease in this bacon

A saying, originating in southern parts of England, meaning that you have no stake or agenda in what’s currently happening. A similar saying to “I’ve got no dog in this race”

“Hey man, you started it, I’m not getting involved, I’ve got no grease in this bacon!”

by Johnson + Johnson July 18, 2025