April 24

National Cobblestone Day

Ssundee:I love april 24

by Link.Pink April 23, 2021

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April 18

April 18th is the best day, Its mine n my bf anniversary , Ppl tht were born on this day are automatic W's !

Aww, did you see its April 18 they are gettin married !!

by Babyshark223456 April 11, 2022

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If you meet someone nor on this day that mean they are a joke so either the lady who gave birth didn’t use birth control properly or the condom broke but this it the day for national anal she day or national mistake day

“Look at her”
“She looks likes she was born on April 1st “
“She’s a mistake”

by Rhia Cousins April 28, 2020

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April 20

The day that I meet my soulmate AxN💒

Its our anniversary my darling<3 April 20!

by R00TT3N November 28, 2021

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April 1st

The day George Washington and his men forced some aliens back to their home planet. The weeks leading up to the event were filled with strange occurrences, such as pyramids and crop circles randomly showing up. The battle lasted 30 minutes and although the aliens had better technology, George Washington had more men and was aided by a nearby town who was angry that their crops were being destroyed. Also, it's believed that a time machine arrived mid-battle and dropped off Abraham Lincoln in a tank. After the great battle, many of the soldiers gained the power to generate electricity because of radiation, all the toilet buckets were covered in invisible force fields, and they realized that snakes had moved into their food supply.

And that is why we all celebrate April 1st by electrocuting each other with rings, putting plastic wrap on toilets, and giving each other cans full of rubber snakes.

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 5, 2021

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