Alabama rebound

When you get dumped and then ask you family member for a hook up.

*somewhere in Alabama*

Brother: I just got dumped. Better find me a rebound quick!

*sister walks in*

Brother: I think I found my Alabama rebound!

by SugarNutzXXL June 26, 2021

Alabama

A state in the Southeastern US which holds boundaries with Mississippi, Georgia, Tennessee, and very little of Florida. It is also known for the stereotype of inbreeding, given their high count of cross-bred individuals. It is also known for the backwoods rejects who fuck their sisters in their free time

Hey man, you from Alabama??

Yeah man, I was just up there bangin my sister for the weekend. Now I'm back to the ol' work schedule again.

by bchc2003 November 3, 2018

Alabama Hand Job

The act of throwing in a wad of chewing tobacco, spitting in your hands, and giving a hand job.

It’s our anniversary and Betty knows I love a good Alabama Hand Job. I even bought her a fresh tin of Copenaghen Straight.

by Risky Business 976697 November 24, 2022

Alabama Shuffle

When you drunk in the middle of the day and walk down the road with your pants around your ankles

Chris: Where’s Dave?
Jeff: I saw him doing an Alabama shuffle down the road a few minutes ago.

by TheDanceGavinDiddler March 6, 2021

Alabama hamster wheel

When your sister gets stuck in the dryer so you have to help like a good brother

"RUFUS! I better not catch you and your sister portia doin another alabama hamster wheel or so help me god"

by sheeeeeeesssshhhhhhjd April 8, 2023

Alabama Bowline

An Alabama bowline is a type of knot, often referred to as a noose, often used in the civil rights era during lynchings.

Guy 1: yo did you see that dude that killed himself?
Guy 2: yeah he tied an alabama bowline and was dead right when he jumped

by Lana696969 April 9, 2019

Alabama ape shock

When someone gets their spit and mucus and they inject into their relatives but then they fish all of it out with their tongue

My brother Alabama ape shocked me with their spit my butt is so clean

by Player69420 May 7, 2019