Penis Day

A day of celebration for dicks. It usually falls on August 18th.

Guy: Your birthday falls on the same day as Penis Day.
Guy 2: I wish you never brought that into my mind. Don't do that again.

by Nekromancers September 5, 2020

SLOTH day

A day when military personnel do not have to punish the bad guys from their whirling beast of death. Nor do they have to brush their teeth or put on their combat boots. They can lounge around all day doing nothing at all.

One military member, we'll call him OAF for Ops Air Force, once slept 18 hours on sloth day and was only nourished by 5 meat rolls, 2 chicken wings, a light chef salad, and 3 Ripits.

by D' has October 27, 2008

AVA DAY

do whatever i want every day

random girl: ava i cant buy you crack

ava: its ava day
random girl: oh fine...

by Nixysm November 14, 2020

Danger Days

One of the best albums by the band, My Chemical Romance. It was slightly different from what they normally made. They are (sadly ;-;) not a band anymore, and shall be remembered.

Did you hear the song, Na Na Na? It was my favorite song in the Danger Days album!

by emo-iero October 10, 2016

crazy day

The best most crazy day ever!!!! This day is really fun starts of good turns to great events after events gets wilder nd wilder and sometimes you cant even fall asleep

i had a really crazy day yesterday

by yeahyeahyeah,,, December 18, 2013

Purple day

Epilepsy Awareness Day or March 26th

Person 1: "What is Purple Day? "
Person 2: "That is epilepsy awareness day."

by Finalpoet September 10, 2018

k-day

K-day or kiloversary refers to the day when someone or something is an even multiple of 1000 days old. Such as: when someone is 35 years, 7 months and 3 days old they can celebrate their 13th k-day or kiloversary.

I used WolframAlpha to figure out what my k-day is.

by the bromiester February 12, 2010