Pipe Cleaner

When he F*cks you so good he bends you like a pipe cleaner

“Bruh I didn’t even know I could bend that way. He bent me like a pipe cleaner”

by Duckingme22 January 9, 2024

Rusty pipe water

Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.

Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?

by MrJuly October 12, 2011

Straight Pipe

Removing a catalytic converter from a car in order to make it sound faster than it is. Can land you with a Section 59 if the police check under the car.

“That car behind me is deafening, is it an AMG?”

“Nah bro, just another idiot who decided to straight pipe his golf.”

by 3Serie March 21, 2023

La Junta Lead Pipe

A condom, filled with methamphetamines, and any other recreational drugs found in the Arkansas River valley, used as a disciplinary device when the wife ruins dinner or doesn’t bring You a beer fast enough.

“Damn bro, cousin Beth smells like burnt hot dogs and has two black eyes…. Brad must’ve broke out the La Junta Lead Pipe”

by WhiskeyFour February 22, 2023

Spicy pipes

When that spicy Mexican food you ate yesterday hurts coming out, but the burn is still worth it. May cause uncontrollable sweating and sudden prayers and/or mild regret.

Watch out for the spicy pipes - if it burns going in, you know it’s gonna burn coming out!

by Spicee December 14, 2020

Pipe Dream

When you want to fuck someone you have next to no chance of fucking

Man 1: Imma fuck Lisa one day
Man 2: You ain't fuckin her, that's a pipe dream

by DumDumtheGenius January 24, 2023

agony-pipe

A clarinet.

This was that same agony-pipe, which, in the German rhapsody, wails its way into the most exciting of all symphonic expressions of the jazz idiom...

by Delbosco October 15, 2021