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Jacob

Buff toddler. Cute and quorky. THICKY NICKI. Enjoys hunting and fishing. Football is in his blood same with baseball and wrestling. Frequents 🟧⬛️
Mason: You just pulled a Jacob.
Parker: Don’t ever do that again.
by Meateater20 June 12, 2022
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Jacob Joseph Kennedy

A purpose-driven individual guided by faith and fueled by compassion — a Christian whose beliefs are lived, not just spoken, shaping every action with integrity and love.

A passionate TV student with a storyteller’s soul, using the power of media to inform, inspire, and give voice to the unheard.

A Food Poverty Ambassador who refuses to accept injustice as normal, actively fighting for dignity, access, and equity for those society too often overlooks.

Someone who bridges worlds — between faith and action, creativity and advocacy, community and change — proving that real impact starts with heart.
Oh don’t be such a jacob Joseph Kennedy

You’re such a Jacob Joseph Kennedy
by JJKFPACTS June 24, 2025
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jacob on crack

A Retarted weeb who has a hard time talking to girls and has a very skinny long neck and really fat
Whoa, says jacob as he sniffs his fifth line of coke. Damn he says relizing he is ugly as shit. Wow jacob on crack
by Djidheneieh rnr July 31, 2020
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jacob

jacob is a really cool guy
alway the better person
and everybody should look up to him
by jbossing March 9, 2021
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Jacob Caban

(Jay-cup-b, cuh-bahn): this person makes a great friend and is always down to hang. He’s a bit on the shorter side and prone to injuries but that will never stop him from fishing, or talking about fishing.
Oh, yeah I know Jacob Caban, he’s kinda cool.
by GAC Daddy August 9, 2023
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Musty Jacobs Disease

Happens most likely when you're sleeping on a couch and a cat sits in your lap and warms up your crouch. Thus later on when you wake up your cock'n balls are immersed in sweat and have been incubating the foulest bacteria.
I passed out on your couch and your cat gave me Musty Jacobs disease!

I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!

Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.

Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.

She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.

Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.
by Custer dude January 7, 2020
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Jacob

A guy that is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Nobody can get near the awesomeness of Jacob due to his dick preventing anyone get near him. Everybody wants to be like Jacob
I can't see if that's Jacob from here the tip is holding me back.
by DrawnLmao May 29, 2024
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