Living Woman

A woman who is alive regardless of birth certificate status and the beneficiary of the trustee ( Earth) from the original trust set up by the Settlor (Creator of all things). She has full unalienable rights and follows the laws of the Creator of all things which is to do no harm, cause no loss or injury. A living woman is not governed by Acts, Statutes, legislation, Government guidelines and Mandates unless she specifically consents beforehand. A living woman is not a name, person, number or symbol but she can control these if set up by an agreed contract, signed in wet ink, of mutual benefit, disclosed, considered, a meeting of minds and agreed and signed in wet ink. A living woman can therefore use the pronouns we/us/our when referring to herself and any name, number, person or symbol she controls

“Hello are you the person Mary Jane Jones?“

“Hello no, I do not Identify as a person nor a name, I identify as a living woman and I control a name but I am not a name. Do you have a contract with the person or name?”

by Living Woman May 21, 2022

Woman

Something most men do not seem to understand. Typically doesn't stay in kitchen/bed. Has to go through more pain then men (abuse, child birth, boobs, periods, menopause, etc) Normally worse at sports than men but better at art and music. Not an object.

Hey! That woman over there is good at art.
That woman is pretty.
She is a woman.
That woman is a boss.

by Woweeeeimaperson October 16, 2021

powerful woman

A woman who has the power to masturbate, if done often the more powerful they become.

"Has Emma told you how much she masturbates?"
"Yeah! She is such a powerful woman!"

by klbrnn March 6, 2025

Your Woman

Just tell me what you've got to say to me
I've been waiting for so long to hear the truth
It comes as no surprise at all you see
So cut the crap and tell me that we're through
Now, I know your heart, I know your mind
You don't even know you're being unkind
So much for all your highbrow Marxist ways
Just use me up and then you walk away
Boy, you can't play me that way
Well, I guess what you say is true
I could never be the right kind of girl for you
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman

I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
When I saw my best friend yesterday
She said she never liked you from the start
Well me, I wish that I could claim the same
But you always knew you held my heart
And you're such a charming, handsome man
Now I think I finally understand
Is it in your genes? I don't know
But I'll soon find out, that's for sure
Why did you play me this way?
Well, I guess what you say is true
I could never be the right kind of girl for you
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
Oh, I could never be your woman
Well, I guess what they say is true
I could never spend my life with a man like you
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
Oh, I could never be your woman

by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023

Womanizer

A bloke who attracts a lot of different women for simply existing.

"That Kian is a complete Womanizer."
"I wish I could be like Kian, he's totally a filthly womanizer."

by TheOneWomanizer April 4, 2025

woman update

a transgender woman

Bob: i saw you put “woman update” in your bio, what does it mean?
Girl: it means i’m a transgender woman

by kingsaul January 19, 2025

tomcat woman

It's a woman who was born a woman who wants to be a man

I'm a tomcat woman I was born a woman and I want to be a man because I'm at lgbtq

by Dilly deli February 28, 2020