fuck shorts

Fuck shorts are the comfortable, loose shorts you wear before, during or after fucking
Although ideal for fucking, these can be worn whenever for comfort and are perfect for the morning after a night of hot sex.

"This morning I saw Imran wearing fuck shorts...I know what he was up to last night!"

1: "Rufus, your nuts are hanging out of your shorts"
2: "They're not just shorts, they're fuck shorts"

"Wait, isn't that guy a virgin? Why's he wearing fuck shorts?"
"They aren't just for fucking, Ben."

by Ol' mate March 6, 2019

a sandwich short of a picnic

When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there

“That guy can’t tie his own shoelace.” “He must be a sandwich short of a picnic.”

by Dank farts August 22, 2019

Short energy

When a person projects energy that makes them seem smaller than they are. Or they're actually short.

Wow! Riot has MEGA short energy.

by Thathandsomedevil12 July 14, 2022

colby ray short

Colby ray short is a godly beast who would read you mind with his 30 ft SCHLONG. He would loot at u and fuck you mentally with his god almighty cock he is so sexy when he enters a room every girl wants him.unlike zachary lopez. Zachary lopez is a kid who gets bullied for his lunch money

Zachary lopez:h-hey Col-
Colby: STFU and give me yo lunch money you stupid simp
Zach:O-ok sor-
Colby:eat my ass
Colby ray short is the all o mighty god

by RayJJizzle July 3, 2020

“Short” guy

A below average guy who is ratchet in relationships

Girl is fine but she’s stuck on “short” guys

by Debo68 May 21, 2019

A very short time ago

Between 0 and 10 minutes ago

I went on a run a very short time ago

by PhD. Marvin Schwarz July 1, 2020

El Shorts

A young man who lived in a gangster controlled region of Mexico. His parents and all relatives died by cocaine sniffing challenges. He fought his way out of the ghetto and became a US Navy Seal. Basically a god. There can only be one.

That El Shorts has seen some stuff.

by Locano May 1, 2013