jew you up

To totally fuck someone else up. jewd

Ill jew you up if you don't suck my cock.

by Funky No Meister May 16, 2005

Horgan, King of the Jews

a drug obsessed lunatic whose sole concern in life is to acquire drugs and alcohol to feed his addiction. He cares about no one but himself, and makes it known through his conniving, jewish, douchey actions. When caught in the act (as he normally is) he attempts to be slick but ends up making himself look more scummy and retarded than he already is. basically, he is a pathetic waste of life

Person 1: Dude what the fuck man my ounce is gone, and my wallet

Person 2 : What the fuck, who could have taken it?

Person 1: that British kid, I think they call him Horgan, King of the Jews

by applesaucejohnjohn November 21, 2010

red dot jew

Desi Indian who is just as tight and devious about their money as a stereotypical jew

Why do all the red dot Jews think they deserve a discount?

by ferrettt January 13, 2014

African Jew Bear

1) A person whom resides in the Kalahari Desert of Northern Africa who subsides by feasting upon the descendants of Abraham, also known as the Jews. He then will collect their change purses and fashion ceremonial necklaces out of them. He then proceeds to sell the necklaces to white christian children in Ghana.

What happened to Isaac?

He was mauled by a African Jew Bear while on that safari he had been talking about...

Not another!

by dyb24 January 7, 2011

de ja jew

the strange feeling you bought these shoes before

my wife had de ja jew while shopping at the mall the other day

by highfive September 25, 2008

poo poo jew

A sexual or not sexual act, the act of pooping in another persons hands whilst squatting.

Further more the recipient of the poop (the poo poo jew) must then perform the universal sign of money by rubbing fingers together with poop in hands.

You are a poo poo jew. You enjoy rubbing poop in your hands as currency

by pby45 June 27, 2015

well done jew

Typical response to a comment made regarding:

When you get that bang for your buck..
When you find the bottom price on something..
When you get something on a BOGO offer..
When you get a very good deal on something...

"You won't believe this! I bought two brand new flicks on DVD for like..ten bucks!!"

"well done jew"

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"Talked those girl scouts into selling me 5 packs for the price of one"

"well done jew"

by Automatah June 2, 2004