weekend shoes

shoes that are too sexy for work/school so you save them for the weekend and then regret it the day later because your feet are so sore

I got some new heels, but they're just weekend shoes because i can't wear them on a regular basis.

by twurked February 7, 2015

SHOE

She hoeing on everyone

Man, that girl be like a shoe (she hoeing on everyone)

by Adog31 November 8, 2019

shoe date

When you and a friend both take your new shoes and try them out on a run together.

They’re such running nerds, going on a shoe date.

by DragonWrider October 3, 2020

Johnny Red Shoes

to be extremly organised

some people think about what they are doing tomorrow or next week, a "Johnny Red Shoes" plans for no less time than 2 years ahead, this is not for big things like moving house, hoildays, etc, this is for Video Game purchases, DVD/Blu-ray rentals, etc.

by MonkeySXOC October 16, 2010

Mouth to shoe

When a man gets sucked off in a field and jizzes that much that a bit drips out the givers mouth and stains there shoe!

After a night out quick head giving relating in full mouth and leaking into shoe.

Mouth to shoe

by Oooooosh October 27, 2012

Shoe hole

A hole in your shoe but not the kind of hole that you... You know

Dude I'm gonna fuck my shoe hole

by Floor pipe December 13, 2018

Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.

Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.

by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016