Most likely works out but is still fat
Plays video games
High chance of being black
Probably knows some kind of martial art
Plays video games
High chance of being black
Probably knows some kind of martial art
Oh look it’s Andrew
by KJonson November 13, 2020
Get the Andrewmug. by andyrooooo March 29, 2017
Get the andrew blakemug. An Andrew is like a combination of every single guy. While quite the ladies’ man, and possesses a charm that every girl wants, he would rather hang out with the boys on Saturdays playing NBA 2K than go looking for a girl. Andrew is very adaptable to any circumstance, and will put others ahead of himself. While he is very popular, he’s also very smart, something very rare. Not only does he possess these qualities, he’s also a great athlete. He often illustrates an exceptional ability to sense when others around him are worried or stressed, and will do whatever he can to lower the tension. You will almost never find him living in the middle of a city, he’s more of a suburb guy. Andrew rises to the task while facing pressure; he almost works better when under it. Andrew’s talents can be seen at times getting to his head, and starts to go a little overboard when this happens. When it does, he’ll apologize and admit to his mistakes. He’ll be the first and last one to make you feel good about yourself, and the first and last one to ask you what’s wrong. When someone is sad, it makes Andrew sad. He never wants to see anyone feel down. Guys, be friends with him. Ladies, don’t fall for him.
Girl: “Can’t wait to make my move on Andrew today!”
Other Girl: “No, I’m making my move on Andrew today!”
Guy: “LMAO, no you’re not. We’re playing 2K today.”
Other Girl: “No, I’m making my move on Andrew today!”
Guy: “LMAO, no you’re not. We’re playing 2K today.”
by C00LK1D29 November 26, 2019
Get the Andrewmug. by Poopqeef1139 February 29, 2020
Get the Andrew Cordonemug. 1. A Canadian dude who's permanently stuck in "brain rot riddim mode," nodding his head to the same drop like it's the cure for all life's problems.
2. Known for questionable life choices, a bad taste in music, and Autistic tendencies that make you wonder how he got this far in life.
3. The only thing people universally agree on: his sister somehow turned out way hotter than he did.
2. Known for questionable life choices, a bad taste in music, and Autistic tendencies that make you wonder how he got this far in life.
3. The only thing people universally agree on: his sister somehow turned out way hotter than he did.
by LigmaBawlls August 20, 2025
Get the Andrewmug. Andrew will make you cum so hard it will blast you into outer space. He has the biggest penis you will probably ever see in your life. In fact, it is so big it will probably turn you gay. You just can not resist him.
Girl 1: Andrew has the fattest dick.
Boy 1: Why would I care he is a guy and I am straight?
Girl 1: Well wait to you see it.
Andrew: *Pulls down his pants*
Boy 1: OH MY LORDE I WANT THAT IS MY ASS RIGHT NOW. THEN PUT IT IN MY MOUTH NEXT DADDY!
Girl 1: See! I told you!
Group: Starts having an orgy*
Boy 1: Why would I care he is a guy and I am straight?
Girl 1: Well wait to you see it.
Andrew: *Pulls down his pants*
Boy 1: OH MY LORDE I WANT THAT IS MY ASS RIGHT NOW. THEN PUT IT IN MY MOUTH NEXT DADDY!
Girl 1: See! I told you!
Group: Starts having an orgy*
by andrewisbetterthanyou June 15, 2022
Get the Andrewmug.