Head Friends

Demons. In your head. They never leave, you can’t outrun them. Therefore you will never escape. Your trapped. Forever encumbered, feeling like you have personal debt. Seek help, or do what I do. Befriend them. JabbaSY ...

The head friends talk to me all the time. They tell me it’s all going to be okay. I trust them.

by JabbaSY June 29, 2020

Anti friend

Basically your enemy, someone who you can’t tolerate. You’d rather be alone than hang out with them.

Devin: Kevin is mean, narcissistic, and a liar. I don’t understand how he has friends at all, he’s my anti friend.

by nutella137 September 7, 2020

Friend of Dorthy

Older slang term that means someone is gay

Well she's a friend of dorthy!

by snapdrag January 5, 2022

Roomba friend

The friend introduced to your group by one of the extroverted serial introvert adopters that just hangs around for a while and you get attached to it and it just feels wrong when they’re not there.

Jack was the roomba friend.
Veronica pulled him into our friendgroup and now it feels wrong without him there.

by Local__Stupidity January 12, 2022

Good Friend

Dylan.

Dylan is a good friend.

by JoeBungaLover April 16, 2022

FB friends

(noun) You ain’t got no friends, homie. Just haters and perpetrators all conspiring and working in concert with one another to see your ultimate downfall and demise.

Ding-Dong: “Loook, I now have 1,000 FB friends”

Me: “Good for you. Ohh this is just the best news heard in long time”.

Ding-Dong: “Do you want be my FB friend?”

Me: (hehehehe) “I already am…..friend”.

by Nikki Stixx March 26, 2022

ghost friend

a ghost friend is an acquaintance that act like friends with, but they don't state that they're your friend out loud. maybe someone you know is nice to you and always greets you (maybe they're just friendly/nice, but you can still consider them as a ghost friend)

although others may think you have a literal friend that's a ghost, you can explain the other definition for it.

i bumped into my ghost friend today, it was so funny yet embarrassing, lol

in math, my ghost friend and i laughed so hard, i love them

by kokopurin88 February 10, 2022