by Hazzagriff August 16, 2019
Huge queer with a “perfect dick”. Tends to touch his friends inappropriately in the butt and blame it on his autistic tendencies. Insanely massive perve who was caught jerking off in friend’s bathrooms at sleepovers. Needs to stop touching himself at lax. Also has the harriest asshole known to man.
by GoldenOreo February 20, 2025
Brown haired redneck that claims to be a man but usually loses drinkoffs. He is willing to put his balls on the table if he loses in beerpong. One of the more specific terms of a Kressig would be the Beerman. The Beerman constantly provides his mate's with beer by throwing it at them violently. Everyone who doesn't finish their brew is considered a pussy. A Thomas Kressig is usually also addicted to dip or "yoppers".
by DerDeutscheKracher April 17, 2017
by Eggs123 May 24, 2011
A gay fat assed bitch who sucks dick. He has no penis at all. He fucks with james king with no condom. He is sexually attracted to trees
Thomas ververka you fat bitch
by Asseater42069gloryhole October 18, 2018
It’s is Nov 16 and my name is Thomas and I copped a gobby
On Thomas day Every Thomas will receive free head whether it’s soft or hard
On Thomas day Every Thomas will receive free head whether it’s soft or hard
by JimJob69 November 16, 2020