The theory that a woman with a nose ring (particularly a septum piercing) creates and often has a personally defined by personal trauma, a need to prove she's "authentic", disagreeableness, and far leftism. Often masculine men perceive these women as something to avoid.
Man 1: Hey bro, that girl over there is pretty cute. Should I show her the rizz?
Man 2: Keep walking bud! Have you heard of nose ring theory? She looks like the prize bull at the county fair.
Man 2: Keep walking bud! Have you heard of nose ring theory? She looks like the prize bull at the county fair.
by Obeflow August 27, 2025
Get the Nose Ring Theorymug. by Ryangoslingpub May 5, 2019
Get the ring packetmug. To simultaneously blow (vape/smoke either or not both) from the corners of the mouth and from each nostril.
by I. Dyddertwyce December 30, 2022
Get the Dragon ringsmug. by SunnySwizZz May 29, 2020
Get the Ring cushionmug. 
this can be used to say if a girl/boy is attractive or good looking . bcs like u marry people u put rings on em meaning their marriage material
by troy like thats what im sayin October 28, 2021
Get the Ringsmug. A band of metal that goes around ones arm to signify badassery. Usually given by someone who has many but sometimes taken off of the body of those you have slain.
by UnclUncle March 5, 2017
Get the arm ringmug.