fish & Chip news

Fish & chip news is a phrase used to describe something that’s in the newspaper, but is so uninteresting / not important that the newspaper it has been printed on is later used to wrap up somebody’s Fish & Chip.

“Did you read the news about that old woman who got robbed last Thursday?”

“Yeah,, but I only glanced at it. It’s Fish & Chip news”

by Konstantia August 7, 2023

chip

A guy who is super cheap and lives to the name of “chip off the old block” because he’s simple a crumb of a man and a crumby man. Someone who breaks your boundaries and says it’s out of love. A person who has lights you into thinking you’re mentally unstable because you don’t want to be with him. Is usually bald and short and has a small penis.

Omg Chip texted you another paragraph after you told him to leave you alone ? Block him.

by maria THA lAST LETTE DEAD November 26, 2021

Chip

A rare nickname for a male youth, an even rarer one for an adult. The man who carries this name into adulthood with full pride and ownership most assuredly has both the strength of ten men and the mind of a champion. Verbally spar with this man at your own risk: he is kind-hearted in his own friendly, proactive jabs but will return verbal volleys with unmatched speed, creativity and ferocity. Entertainment is his goal -- both others and his own. As a plus for women, Chip almost always knows how to please to the Nth degree.

My friend set me up with a handsome, muscular man who I thought might be a real douche canoe but it turned out Chip was a total stud.

by HBMoose November 13, 2017

chip chest

that feeling in your throat when you’re eating chips like it hasn’t gone down shortly followed by heartburn

Oh mate I’ve had too many chips I’ve got chip chest.

by annablakely July 28, 2023

Unseasoned chip

When you are a person of culture, but you don't embrace it.

Janita was from india but she didnt know how to make curry, therefore she was an unseasoned chip.

by Tony john smith April 22, 2020

chipping bricks

When you're so pissed off at your old slow phone that you throw it at the wall so hard that you chip a brick.

I'm going to be chipping bricks with this phone if it doesn't load this app soon.

by Scarff May 23, 2018

ass chipping

When you cover your ass in guacamole, and your partner has to eat it all with only one bag of chips before it turns brown.

Damn, I really got ass chipped last night, thank God she finished all of it before the rash came back! That was the best ass chipping I've ever had!

by thejavakat October 30, 2014