Bus minutes

Every one minute is 5.75 buss minutes

Wow it was 35 bus minutes to Reno

by Thebusminuteguy October 18, 2019

Bus 81

Considered the bus avoid among the children of St Edwards and St Joesephs Gosford. It heads towards the ghetto/ hood of Umina. The residents of this bus are seen to be some of the 'badest' and most notorious niggaz on the Coast. The people travelling on this bus often engage in various crimes such as: stealing, assault, murder, being a sick cunt and other illegal shit. The prodominant gang inhabiting the bus is known as the 'Umina Blood Conference' aka the 'bee's knee's, mother fucking sluggerz'. Shit goes down on this bus and the only safe seats are the first on the right and on the bus drivers lap. Passengers better watch their back.

Example 1

Passenger 1: Lets sit on the back seat of Bus 81

Passenger 2: Oh hell nah dawg. that seats reserved for the baddest mothers, ya hear!

Passenger 1: Dont be silly, it will be fine

Umina Blood Conference: The hell ya'll niggaz doing up in my house asshole

Gunshots.................

Example 2: Blood Conversation Conversation

The Daddy Yo: Hey bra

The Dewce: Skuxxin lad, s'happenin

The Daddy Yo: Pimpin, slaying hoes, rideing on 64's

The Dewce: nice mayne, real nayce

Example 3

Cop Slapper: Where's Sexual chocolate at

Sexy Choc: Sexing it up, ya know mean nigga

by The Realest Fool aka sexy choc September 26, 2010

Driving The Bus

When you get hit so hard in a sport or in a fight, that when you hit the ground you get paralyzed, causing your arms to get stuck in a driving motion. Almost like your hands are on a wheel, driving a bus.

Tua Tagovalia got hit so hard on Thursday night football, that his bitchass started driving the bus. He was whipping that hoe.

by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 5, 2023

Bus

The deadliest yet funniest tool of destruction in the world.

Person #1: Did you hear about Martin?

Person #2: No. What Happened?

Person #1: He got hit by a bus.

by Schizophrenic McMurderBus August 14, 2013

russian school bus

A sexual concoction that consist of vodka, semen, and whipped cream. Best served chilled in a shot glass.

After we met at the bar, I took her home. I asked her if she would like something to drink. She then asked me if I could make her a Russian school bus. I’ve never heard of such. Yet, the night got even wilder after her explanation. I didn’t have any whipped cream but she was still eager for me to make it.

by YOTYEETslump September 14, 2023

Bus

A large vehicle that takes the piss and doesn't arrive on time.

Student: Man my bus will arrive in 44 minutes
Friend: really? are you sure let me wait with you
Student: yeah, my buses are never late *waits in the cold*
*44 minutes go by and the bus isn't here*
Student: I am fucking freezing here! it should have came by now
Friend: haha!

by MrsRelatable December 10, 2021

Doing the bus driver

Smoking a joint (or even cigarette) without tapping the ash off it, resulting in a stick of ash in the smokers hand.

Orginated from bus drivers on their cigarette break, who for lack of time can often be seen smoking a whole cigarette without ashing once.

Guy 1: *passes a joint after smoking half of it without tapping the ash off*
Guy 2: Are you a bus driver dude?

Yesterday someone was doing the bus driver to me, i'm never smoking with that guy again!

by TreesDontBark May 3, 2018