Fan-guy

a male version of a fan-girl

Guy 1: Hey did you see that new tv show on tv

Guy 2: OMG it was totally awesome

Guy 1: your totally a fan-guy

by macca1991 September 26, 2009

Guy Tugger

Slang for someone who likes to be hands on with male genetalia, often in the "tugging" motion. A.K.A Handjobs.

"Hey sassy, someone told me you were an avid guy tugger, is that true?"

"That dude is definitely a GT (guy tugger)!"

by Gtgt September 16, 2015

Guy moment

When bros relate to something that mostly guys do

Bro 1: Susan fucking took the kids and alcohol is my only friend
Bro 2: Guy moment

by namtrash February 28, 2019

Guy grass

When you deep throat a man so deep, that his pubic hair is absorbed into your mouth as well.

One of the Smart Kids favorite activities is to Guy Grass each other.

by DigBick NTS July 9, 2021

Fall Guys

The video game I bought my brother on Christmas that makes him fucking talk to himself loudly and swear at his opponents and use my computer where he plays on more than I do

Me:May I have the computer in the next 5 minutes?

My brother: after this round of fall guys.

5 minutes later

Me:Ok can I have the computer now

Him: 5 minutes

5 minutes later

Me:Ok can I have the computer now

Him: 5 minutes

5 minutes later

Me:Ok can I have the computer now

Him: 5 minutes

And this will continue in an unbroken chain

by Mrnoobgamerhd April 20, 2022

guy equation

A simple algebra-type (A, B, C, and D) formula that illustrates the primary brain activity of a typical male when viewing members of the opposite gender.

She: Why do you want to know what size bra I wear?
He: Oh, just 'cause I'm a guy, and so I follow the guy equation --- A. We're guys. B. Guys love boobs. C. Double-D.

by QuacksO January 24, 2015

parts guy

Person who likes to talk highly of themselves. Often under-worked and over-paid. Has a tendency to stand around and talk on the phone for no apparent reason. First ones out the door at the end of the day.

Mike is a parts guy

by mn01 June 1, 2016