Chocolate shark

A large floater, a turd that causes havoc amongst toilet goers

Sandra went to curl one off but shat herself when she saw a chocolate shark in the pan growling at her

by Philphee-phil April 14, 2023

the shark game

A game where one person is the shark, and the rest are swimmers. The shark's task is to tag as many swimmers as they can. The swimmers try to escape the shark, to do this they need to stay on furniture. They must go on the sea (floor) at one point. The shark can only tag the player when they are in contact with the floor, in the air, the swimmer decides to touch the shark. You can't use something to serve as a raft or boat.

Wanna play the shark game?

Sure!

by Necsalz June 21, 2023

Ankle Shark

A cat that attacks ankles, biting or scratching them.

"That cat was feral, I brought it inside and it is quite the ankle shark I am bleeding now".

by Oract 99 June 27, 2023

Whale shark Wednesday

A national holiday every Wednesday celebrating whale sharks

Brian: What day is it?
Linda: Its whale shark Wednesday!
Brian: Thanks!

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Thresher shark thursday

A national holiday every Thursday celebrating thresher sharks

Joe: What day is it?
Sam: Its thresher shark Thursday!
Joe: Sick!!

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Get sharked

Don’t care?

Get sharked.
Someone say stupid shit?
Get sharked.
Shark gif is not required but always welcomed.

"I tripped over a rock ☺️😰"
"No one asked, get sharked"

by Lyrre September 13, 2023

doing a Sarkozy

to stare at a woman's butt region.

:from the G8 video of presidents Obama(USA) and Sarkozy(France) apparently staring at a young females ass'. Sarkozy appears to follow the woman's derriere with his eyes.

I caught him doing a Sarkozy on my girlfriend. He was sooo staring at her booty.

by hellboy! July 12, 2009