This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016
Get the Born in a bowling shoemug. by patio_shoes March 14, 2016
Get the Patio Shoesmug. some people think about what they are doing tomorrow or next week, a "Johnny Red Shoes" plans for no less time than 2 years ahead, this is not for big things like moving house, hoildays, etc, this is for Video Game purchases, DVD/Blu-ray rentals, etc.
by MonkeySXOC October 16, 2010
Get the Johnny Red Shoesmug. by DragonWrider October 3, 2020
Get the shoe datemug. by The Real Kurayami January 7, 2025
Get the Shoe the Kittymug. When a man gets sucked off in a field and jizzes that much that a bit drips out the givers mouth and stains there shoe!
by Oooooosh October 27, 2012
Get the Mouth to shoemug. by Floor pipe December 13, 2018
Get the Shoe holemug.