Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.
by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021
Get the Smoked Meat Sandwichmug. From the old English cuckold and Harold and Kumar cock meat sandwich. Used as a term to pressure others into doing something. Used as an insult.
Example 1:
Friend 1: Hey wanna smoke some crack?
Friend 2: No not my thing man
Friend 1: Don't be such a cuck meat sandwich
Example 2:
Girl: Cum on my face!
Guy: No I don't wanna feel like I'm disrespecting you.
Girl: Wow you're a real cuck meat sandwich
Friend 1: Hey wanna smoke some crack?
Friend 2: No not my thing man
Friend 1: Don't be such a cuck meat sandwich
Example 2:
Girl: Cum on my face!
Guy: No I don't wanna feel like I'm disrespecting you.
Girl: Wow you're a real cuck meat sandwich
by cuckmeatsandwich February 21, 2019
Get the cuck meat sandwichmug. Gabe: Dude logan why are you so weird
Logan: I just ate a Popeye's chicken sandwich and now I'm acting up
Logan: I just ate a Popeye's chicken sandwich and now I'm acting up
by StoopidNurd March 8, 2022
Get the Popeye's chicken sandwichmug. The act of having sex and, at climax, the male getting two Oreo cookie sides, and putting his semen in between them, Then the girl proceeds to eat the Oreo Jizz sandwich. Putting the Oreo in the woman's vagina is optional.
by Mongarrhea August 7, 2014
Get the Oreo Jizz Sandwichmug. by schh March 28, 2009
Get the vertical ham sandwichmug. When a rant is so incoherent and filled with so much hard to decipher speech that it sounds like they are chewing a sandwich
David: What the hell I come to work and the first thing that happens is Becky screaming at me I couldn’t even understand what she was saying
Tom: Sounds to me like she was chewing on a mien kampf sandwich
Tom: Sounds to me like she was chewing on a mien kampf sandwich
by Geiskahnawj December 7, 2019
Get the Mien kampf sandwichmug. When a woman fist's herself in the ass commonly done in front of a group or partner for awe inspiring or gross out effect
by yaktownwelder January 20, 2010
Get the smashed ham sandwichmug.