Shompting

The verb form of "shompt", shompting is the action of excreting and using a computer at the same time. This is often a slightly erotic combination of toilets and laptops.

-You gonna go or what bro?
-Dude I'm shompting give me some minutes to enjoy this.
-Oh your shompting? My bad man, shompt on my friend, shompt on.

by c@lib@n February 2, 2009

Skomp

It is an acronym for some kind of mule penis.

That nigga had a skomp!

by Anonymousover900000 October 27, 2011

Stamping

When a man takes his penis and dips it in another man's semen and then inserts it into a woman's vagina.

Dude, did you hear that the house cat got caught stamping cruzerfire's wife.

by danny9 November 14, 2014

Stamps

A weighted, top-notch type of weed only to be placed or sold for Chile Relleno hangover pizzas. Undetectable to drug-puppers and bosses alike.

Smiles, Kipp, Marmo, I need more stamps! Not the crap kind, either. My pizza is getting cold over here!

by Callisto_Io March 27, 2017

Slomp

Scientific name for a group of cats

The neighborhood slomp was terrorizing the milk man, trying to steal his dairy goodness.

by Squanchy2 October 3, 2017

Slomp

Noun: A highly trained sloppy Flomper in sloth-like Flomping.

Verb: To act out a Flomping action in a sloppy and methodically lazy or slow fashion.

Adjective: Slow and sloth-like flomping characteristics.

Noun: “Oh man, that Potato is such a Slomper”

Verb: “ Gee-wiz, is she Slomping that task, again?”

Adjective: “They were Slomped beyond acceptable limits upon arrival”

by Flomp King January 15, 2021

Slomped

When you sleep an entire day and wake up by drinking air, only to find that a reddit user has asked if you are drunk because you posted a screenshot of your desktop.

"Are you drunk?" Nah dude I was just slomped hard yesterday.

by I_uKe January 30, 2021