smashing the pig

To expel ones extra weight from the ball bag by vigorously wanking ones self into a coma

Dean'o - Here John'o you look tired r kid

John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss

Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined

by IT Dave November 25, 2014

Smash

A sound effect used when something breaks or gets thrown. It's also a type of punch used in wrestling.

Imma smash that tabletop unless you give me a cookie!

by Wackycat April 21, 2019

ram smash

Where you get a sharpened rams horn and shove it deep into you lover Anal cavity until they say the phrase " Oh Mima my jermima!".

" I am going to ram smash you good tonight!"

by Darkenstein mcberry June 21, 2014

Mud smashing

Anal sex wherein there is fecal matter in the anal canal

Dude, last night I went in for anal and ended up mud smashing.

by Fuck1000 March 7, 2017

smash moocher

Someone who doesn't own a Smash Bros. game or setup and depends on others to play it.

John is such a smash moocher. He hits me up all the time just to play Smash Bros. because he doesn't own it himself.

by No Johns July 15, 2014

side-burn smash

Joking around - a burn on the side with a smash,

usually said after something that is really serious but not true... a better kick for the side-burn smasher

"I you boyfriend just call me... yah- he said he was gonna break up with u soon...(watch the tears...and then...)SIDE-BURN SMASH!"

by Sammibuka June 28, 2004

sextuple smash

The most powerful form of slamming ham, steaming ham, kid creation, and you said you used protection-ing

My good sir, this evening, you should expect a sextuple smash. Please be prepared, for you shall not see it coming

by Woman respecter March 5, 2024