Sharted my shoes

When you leave your shoes on the floor and wake up in the morning, then put your feet in them and feel something squishy and stinky

“AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE SHARTED MY SHOES!”
“I’m never staying over at Brian’s house again, he sharted my shoes.”

by mrbenzadrine November 17, 2025

head shoe

shoe for your head

Hey! No head shoes indoors!

by Bojang Bangles September 11, 2020

shoe date

When you and a friend both take your new shoes and try them out on a run together.

They’re such running nerds, going on a shoe date.

by DragonWrider October 3, 2020

shoe eater sam

online meme spread in 2021 on 4chan about someone named sam who eats shoes; generally used to refer to someone who does stupid stuff for no reason, such as eating shoes

A: Did you see that guy licking goat hooves?
B: yes, what a shoe eater sam.

by Sam 3333333 May 26, 2021

Shoe the Kitty

Matt Engarde's cat from the 2002 video game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All.

Pearl Fey: Shoooooooe!
Shoe the Kitty: Meow.

by The Real Kurayami January 7, 2025

Knock your break shoes loose

Rough sex, hitting it hard from the back, going ham on the vagina, standing up in it

I'll knock your break shoes loose

by Foulnigga_styles October 24, 2018

shoe gay

Gay that leaves his shoes on during intercourse.

No! I’m a shoe gay! Keep them on.

by Jelvin R Tesfaye November 29, 2024