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The Concerned Pirate

When your riding a sick lover who has Vicks on them and you somehow get it in your eye, but hold your eye as you finish them off.
"I was riding my boyfriend last night while he was sick and had Vicks all over his chest, leaned down to kiss him and nuzzle his neck and got Vicks on my eye, I had become The Concerned Pirate"

"I went to suck on my sick chicks tits but I didn't know she had Vicks on her chest and I became The Concerned Pirate."
by BigBirdLovesYou February 8, 2020
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Puddle pirate

A term used to describe the sea cadets
by whovian._.holmes April 4, 2023
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Pirate

Giving someone the "pirate" is when during sexual intercourse, the male kicks his partner in one leg, and while she/he is screaming "ARGH!", he continues to ejaculate in her/his eye.
Dude1: So how was your date with Miss Hook last night?
Dude2: She was quite shy at first, but I gave her The Pirate at the end of the evening.

Dude1: You a nasty motherf**ker
by KarTosha April 30, 2020
mugGet the Piratemug.

captain pirate hose

You have been deemed a "captain pirate hose" following your recent poor choices in opinions.
by Notamon October 9, 2021
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the pirate

The pirate position is a unique sex position and it's called the pirate because the man will ejaculate his sperm into his hand and throw it onto his partner's right eye and kick him or hers left leg quite hard so she will jump around like a pirate.
Guy 1: Oh my gosh, I literally did the pirate with her last night!
Guy 2: How hard did you kick?
Guy 1: Hard enough.
by bananen123 July 31, 2017
mugGet the the piratemug.

Pirate Santa

When one shoots a healthy White load of semen into someone’s eye and area where a beard would be located. It has to occur during the Christmas season, after thanksgiving.
Bitch I just gave you a Pirate Santa! (After shooting his glorious load... step back and say,) “HO, HO, HO, AYE THERE! You filthy slut”.
by Iberolin November 26, 2019
mugGet the Pirate Santamug.

The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem

The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024
mugGet the The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theoremmug.

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