Pipe

Being bad or extremely horrible at doing something.

Churchill is a pipe at playing FIFA.

by Trappninja July 15, 2016

Freezing Pipe Plunge

Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.

Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?

Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge

Tyrant: What is that??

Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.

Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.

by Stoney69 November 13, 2020

Parallel Piped

When a woman is getting piped in both holes.

Dude me and my bro just parallel piped our sister last night.

by EnglishGenius May 23, 2021

Energy in the pipes

A lobotomy by Luminance. In this case, lobotomy is a meme in Geometry Dash.

Person 1: "fire in the hole"
Person 2: "nah, energy in the pipes"

by VersionTwo August 27, 2024

piping it

A response to someone's foolishness or weirdness or exaggeration. As if they "must be smoking something" (in a pipe. Hardcore.)

"Dude, it occurred to me today: have you ever looked at your hands? I mean, really? Up close?"

"Bro, you're piping it. Seriously. Do you need a nap?"

by Sparkicus June 29, 2016

Pipe Princess

A person who obsessively cleans their THC equipment.

Stop being such a pipe princess! You are using all of my isopropyl alcohol

by StupidStone5924 March 20, 2023

piping

smoking a pipe; this pertains to all Pipers

Hey, What is Craig from Hay Day doing over there near the fish pond?
Why, he is piping !

by xXHayDayProfsnaMasterFarmerXx April 16, 2021