An explosive, liquidy, uncontrollable bowel movement which splatters and sprays fecal material around the rim of the toilet before your fully able to sit down.
After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.
by Oscar & Stella September 26, 2023
Get the Toilet Margarita mug.Toilet Rumble is an event that is scheduled by someone, and they invite their friends. Toilet Rumble is a time to hangout in the bathroom, and typically they make noises in the stalls. Toilet Rumble also has different names for the amount of people attending, and can only go up to 6. The Toilet Rumble names: Toilet Duo (2), Toilet Trio (3), Toilet Squad (4), Toilet Rumble (5), and Toilet Royale (6).
by rumbler200 April 11, 2024
Get the Toilet Rumble mug.The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet
Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school
You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school
You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024
Get the Im gonna go clog the toilet mug.A toilet monkey is a person of Arab dissent.
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East
by Jack McGrath October 24, 2022
Get the Toilet monkey mug.Ew, you disgust me!! Toilet Twix is just an innocent phrase for eating sweets on the toilet and has nothing to do with scat play!! Dirty bastard!!
by Sarcia26 February 6, 2022
Get the Toilet Twix mug.my parents shot myself because of this unholy, hellish creation. I am following behind them though I don't have the urge to because it is of anti Christ's work. Trumpets are sounding, doom rises. Skibidi toilet is ungodly in every way and if anyone denies it, they are a follower of the one who opposes the gods in every, religion. They are of one of universal end. Skibidi toilet is blinding, world ending, and possibly universe collapsing. My brain rots with every second I watch it. When I think about it, people die. This is the true brainrot of skibidi toilet, I can't imagine any worse... oh, there's the singing chicken nugget.
by I lost my sanity April 9, 2024
Get the Skibidi Toilet mug.If you took a shit and already washed your handbut then notice, that you need to pee and have to do all the same things again.
by Ciby October 9, 2017
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