Oliver

A premature Danish boy that gets rejected by Thor’s hammer. Every time.
If only he was as good at picking up hammers as he is at knowing the word for ‘tits’ in every language.

“Oh look it’s Oliver!”
“Yeah, he couldn’t pick up the hammer once again.”

by Jar of wisdom February 14, 2018

Oliver

Oliver is a common nickname to someone who really loves cars. This is because a lot of car companies have atleast one guy called Oliver in their staff team.

Guy 1: Did you see that guy looking at the car?
Guy 2: Yeah that dude definetely was an Oliver

by Squibble Kibble May 27, 2018

Oliver

Oliver is known as a massive cock sucker. He is usually a fat twat and loves to eat sweaty cocks.

Wow look at oliver the sweaty cock sucker.

by Realbitvh September 13, 2019

Theresa Oliveri

Shes one girl i would love to hold, and just love the first definition of love. theresa, i love you babe.

man theresa your beautiful.

by Phillip morone January 25, 2005

Grant Oliver

If your a girl you want to fuck him. If your a guy you wish you were him. He's smart, sexy, and a little cocky.. but you like that because it makes u a little horny even though you wont admit it.

"I want to fuck a grant oliver! "
" I wish I was a Grant Oliver

by ao; n8e February 8, 2010

olivia jones

someone who is kind loveable funny super cute and a athlete

I love Olivia jones

by andrehatemate February 3, 2017

Olivia

When you meet an Olivia, they probably seem very charming and nice at first, but be careful. They may seem almost too nice. Don't gravitate towards them too fast, for things will change. After a short period of knowing an Olivia, they will start to seem different. Don't be afraid to be suspicious. They will start acting bitchier than usual, but this IS the usual. Eventually, she's just an absolute bitch. She will act super clingy, then act like you're the one who can't live without her. She might even be using you to gain popularity or likability. You will start to realize how mean and cruel she is to everyone around her. Hate to break it to you, but you've made a mistake. You better get away from her quick, or else it will be too late and you'll never be able to. Take this as a warning, and be careful when you meet an Olivia.

Person 1: Did I tell you what Olivia did yesterday?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: She starting telling everyone about my crush! I thought I could trust her!
Person 2: I knew I didn't like her. I'm so sorry she did that.

by lisa1231 April 30, 2019