half life three

A gamer’s fantasy that will never be realized

1.When are they gonna make half life three

2.never

by Chauvinisticbastard February 9, 2023

Second Half Syndrome

When a sports team goes into the first half of the game strong and goes to shit during the second half

The Raptors have some pretty bad second half syndrome, did you see them against the wizards?

by jijuju May 30, 2018

my foot and a half

Something absolutely preposterous and absurd, used to express anger or irritation, amore powerful than the phrase "my foot".

We have 20 minutes to write this exam? My foot and a half!

by French egg head August 25, 2023

half mile freeway

What a woman calls the experience she has with a man or men when she has a great ride with a well endowed, large or long gifted man, whom she can get on and off quickly.

She sure likes that half mile freeway…

by Observer 777 August 25, 2021

Comedy Half-Life

The amount of times a funny clip can be watched before it uses all of its comedic value.

Dude I watched "Lazy Sunday" 40 times last week so now its not funny for me anymore its reached its Comedy Half-Life for me

by comickidt October 21, 2010

half-past gay

Anything too gay to be labelled as such; anything on a completely different level of gay.

"I still can't believe Sony charges so damn much for the PS3. That shit is half-past gay."

"Oregon's football jerseys look about half-past gay. All 500 of 'em."

by M_H_B August 10, 2007

twenty-two and a half

an undeterminted amount of time. example: "I will be back in twenty-two and a half..." That means you will be back but it could be in 22 minutes or 22 days... the answer is unlimited. finally we have a word that means this... for god sake use it!

"i will be back in twenty-two and a half"
"okay..."

by Wind talker of the aborigines April 1, 2005