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Pinocchio’s Nose

Another word for erection, boner.

The slang means that when your penis rises and gets hard. It simulates the nose of Pinocchio growing whenever he lies.
When Frank saw that sexy college girl, he got a Pinocchio’s Nose.

Frank: look at the chick

Guy 2: she’s hot

Frank: I think I’m getting a Pinocchio’s Nose…

Guy 2: me too!
by LegoEggo_Fire2431 October 7, 2022
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square nose

An insult to the Chinese and or Oriental races.
Chow is wasabi snorting square nose.
by Sir Wolfgang October 10, 2017
mugGet the square nosemug.

Nose-guarding

Nose-guarding is to act within a social situation in a similar way for another person that is done as the sporting position of nose guard does.
People are nose-guarding for Nick after his arrest by defending him in spite of the evidence.
by Deservatives June 4, 2024
mugGet the Nose-guardingmug.

Nose Longy

Hey babe, can I rack a nose longy out of your japs eye?
by Smackoforeskins January 1, 2022
mugGet the Nose Longymug.

nose-eurysm

The bloody nose the occurs when you are squatting over the toilet to pee in a public restroom and your overly loud FUN co-worker spots a doody in a nearby bowl and shouts out loud - "DOODY WITH CORN" - but you can't laugh because a snooty co-worker is in the next stall.
The huge piece of corny shit in the ladies room was hilarious. Because a snobby co-worker was in a nearby stall and I was hovering so not to touch the gross bowl with my ass, I held back a bursting laugh which to my surprise caused a nose-eurysm.
by Painfully Obvious May 14, 2006
mugGet the nose-eurysmmug.

Big nose

Connor pulled a big nose last night I seen him take that 14 year old home
by Wb420 February 19, 2024
mugGet the Big nosemug.

nose dump

When you blow out so much snot out of your nose, it's comparable to taking a shit from your nose.
Now that I took a nose dump, my sinuses are clear as can be!
mugGet the nose dumpmug.

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