noodle glass

the most unfortunate event ever.

Jenna: Oh shit, what happened here??
Ali: noodle glass.
AJ: oh no, not noodle glass.

by anonymous March 4, 2021

poop noodle

After anal the male peer shits out of his dick.

OMG! You just made me poop noodle!

by #FORDSMACK May 12, 2015

Pot Noodle

A man, a bum, a right little munter named Freddie Lawton

You pot noodle looking bastard

by TheBest456 November 25, 2019

out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female

the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day

by mr shush July 27, 2010

Angelito Is A Handsome One For Noodle (Papucho, The Infidel)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are called or named "Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)".

Person 1: Are you called or named "Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)"?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angelito Is A Handsome One For Noodle (Papucho, The Infidel)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

noodle

the head, especially in the context of thinking

Something was off in her noodle.

by The Return of Light Joker May 18, 2010

Chicken Noodle Soup

When you skill fuck a girl and explosively nut in her throat so hard that she makes a loud BGAAAWWWKK noise (similar to that of a chicken)

I expected she was a freak but when she said she wanted a Chicken Noodle Soup, that’s when I was absolutely certain

by xhristopher9 May 11, 2022