Nevada Red moon

Nevada Red moon is the act of ejactulating on a shade in the home depot color section

man 1: yo jonesy i just nevada red mooned all over the place

jonesy: what the fuck john

by ClaudeSpeed EX July 4, 2022

Moon Gooning

Gooning under a full moon. Run outside after the session and stare at the moon until the hypnotic feeling of gooning is gone.

How man was your moon gooning session last night?

It was alright, definitely not the best i’ve had.

by JHKnows December 8, 2023

moon miles

When the mileage on a car exceeds 250,000km, it is then known to have “moon miles”

“What’s the mileage like on that yoke?” “323,000km” “You’ll never be able to sell that, it has “moon miles” on it”

by Budgiesmuggler69 January 5, 2021

Moon Gooning

A Texan nocturnal adventure ritual held during the full moon, characterized by a unique blend of moonlit exploration and communal bonding. Participants gather under the expansive Texas sky to embrace the night, engaging in activities such as camping, storytelling, and indulging in local cuisine, all bathed in the mystical glow of the moon.

Originating from the Lone Star State, Moon Gooning celebrates the rugged beauty of the Texan landscape and fosters a sense of community. It's a way for individuals to connect with nature, each other, and the vastness of the Texas night. This term embodies the Texan spirit of adventure and camaraderie, creating unforgettable memories under the enchanting light of the moon.

Person 1: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Person 2: "Oh, we're going Moon Gooning out near Big Bend. It's gonna be epic—campfires, starry skies, and good ol' Texas vibes."

by Hilarious Harry November 19, 2023

Moon pig

Used to describe those heavy in the gut, ass, face, arms, and fingers.

Hey, look at that moon pig. He's such a lard ball.

by Mkbiggin March 16, 2018

Moon

Something some people want to change.

Most people didn't really think much about what all the moon did for the oceans, or why, but they thought it was a good thing the moon was around. Except the dork girl that wanted to blow it straight to Jupiter, since the rubble would start to orbit around Jupiter and bring Jupiter more attention via pictures. It would bring her more money and relevance/power if they gave her the money, and she even claimed that she would match every dollar they paid her, since that would just be more money for her.

by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021

Moon Rod

A frozen turd rapped in foil.

Those moon rods Johnny has are awesome.

by Diamond Dick Dave December 12, 2017