Michael Phelps 

Lone survivor of a secret government project, Known as Project Neptune, Signed off on by Reagan, to create a squad of supermen to manually sabatage Soviet submarines. After the fall of the USSR and the end of the cold war, Phelps was reassigned to total Olympic Domination

Holy crap how many medals does that guy have

Michael Phelps=Abe Sapien

Michael Phelps by redhawk23 October 12, 2008

michael jordan 

Considered to be the greatest athlete in American sports history. Jordan not only transformed the game of basketball, but changed sports marketing as well.

Yes, the modern athlete has evolved, but it is unlikely we will see one have the effect that Michael Jordan did.

michael jordan by hoodilydidster January 8, 2008

Michael Vick

1). The worst passer in the NFL. A quarterback who gets sympathy for losing to the Kansas City Chiefs 56-10 than the Chiefs get credit for setting a new rushing touchdown record

2). The idiot who had to try and show off in a preseason game, broke his leg, and cost Dan Reeves his job

3). The guy who supposedly gave herpes to a girl on purpose but ESPN and the NFL are trying to cover it up because Vick is a god and can do no wrong according to them

4). Quarterback whose coach is possibly the biggest idiot in the NFL and probably couldn't coach a flag football team to one win without Vick being there

5). Quarterback whose ass is the sole recipiant of ESPN's and the NFL's kisses

Michael Vick has one of the worst passer rating in the NFL.

Michael Vick by Josh May 5, 2005

michael afton 

a really hot guy that should totally date and marry me right now

person 1: omg michael afton is so hot 😍
person 2: yes fr. i love him so much aaaah
person 3: what the hell
person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP 🤬

michael afton by Kokisimp March 4, 2022

michael meneses 

weird, annoying most of the time, and overly exaggerative!

he doesnt know when to stop talking....

ewwww stop being a Michael meneses

michael meneses by pooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeee December 11, 2010

michael moore

A very nice man, who owns the movie theatre where I live; in traverse city michigan. And every summer he hangs out on the front street strip, eager to meet local people and give motivation to those beginning the journey of American-work-to-live-low wage- slavery.

"Theres Michael Moore hanging out in our town, Traverse City."
"I see Michael Moore on the streets every summer."
"Michael Moore does not have to attend a hourly waged slaving job because he made movies."

michael moore by Michael Waulk December 28, 2007

Michael Cera

everything ever to be in existance.

Guy: I love you.
Girl: No, you love Michael Cera

Michael Cera by R&M bombs for life January 26, 2008