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The M Theory

Potential partners who have a name starting with the letter “M” are likely to to be attractive, funny, and kind. Current science is limited but it’s believed they have an enzyme that is generated in their system that called the builtdifferentezine that allows for this condition to take shape. It’s often suggested one pursues a date of some kind or the contact information of an “M” specimen to further investigate this unusual condition.
Oh his name is Marcelese? Here’s my number, give it to him and tell him I want to grab coffee sometime! I need to test the M Theory
by BLACK-MAN December 24, 2020
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S m d t i c i y m

Girl: You look cute
Guy: S m d t i c i y m
by Kevin Alizerbtliz April 21, 2024
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Wattpad bully (m)

1. An oddly-flirty jock who is unnecessarily mean to the female (or male, in boyxboy cases) main character of a Wattpad story. By around the last 10-2 chapters of the Wattpad story, they're on the track to a situationship. In some cases, if the Wattpad story receives 200+ views, there will be a sequel marked Mature where they have a rubber-free relationship. In some cases, when the Wattpad story reaches 10k+ views, there will be a trilogy where they have children.

2. A guy who is unnecessarily mean to the main character of a Wattpad story. This version is not an enemies to lovers story, but a plot device to make the crush or best friend of the main character console her. In some cases, the bro of the Wattpad bully and crush of the main character will stand up for her.
1. "Sure, Tyler/Kyle/Nolan (or something else frat boy) might be a massive asshat, but he's hot tbh" "I would wanna go out with him if I wasn't such a nerdy nerd, I'm just too nerdy for him 😔" *proceeds to date*

2. Wattpad bully (m) bro: "It's okay, Tyler/Kyle/Nolan might be a bully, but I think you're cute" *closes bedroom door*
by someone malignant December 22, 2024
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Big M

a absolute fucking stud from montoursville pennsylvania who has a super sexy boat
Yo Big M is so sexy on his boat
by BigMfan July 3, 2025
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Seth M

The best friend of some girl named Keira, I think. Though they aren’t that great at expressing emotion, they can get it through to you somehow. They always listen even if they don’t have advice. A semi-serious person depending on the situation. A lovable person.
Person A: “I met the nicest person today.”
Person: “Was their name Seth M?”
by mrsplatosucks May 11, 2022
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Pit M

Pit M is a short form of 'Present in the Moment'.

It means to be fully alive in the moment both inwards (focusing on your feeling) and outwards (by using 5 senses).
Tom: Hey bro, this pandemic has caused me so much stress. Don't know what to do.
Harry: Pit M, bro. It gives me contentment.
by Living Ichigo Ichie September 24, 2021
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M/K

M/K is a person who tries his hardest to love to the best of his abilities, but not every female is good to him. He has a tendency to fall for the wrong girls, and when he falls for the right girls, they always fucks it up. Despite the fact that he receives nothing, he gives in his all. He is well-liked and well-known. He's sexy and hot, and girls tend to stare at him a lot whenever he walks.
by M K :) November 22, 2021
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