relationship Kyle

A man named Kyle who claims he doesn’t do relationships but in reality he does. Side note usually chews with his mouth open and blames it on his jaw. Also probably one of the most ignorant people you can encounter.

Nigga you is a relationship Kyle.

by Slime’n nigga November 10, 2019

Hot kyle

When you want to be smothered by a giant redhead with a tiny dick

Man joe sure could go for a hot kyle tonight

by Bigjoe101 September 23, 2018

Kyle

A male version of a “Karen”. Kyle’s are usually either old white men that have Karen wives yet do nothing, or they are young annoying boys.

Steve: yo dude that man is being such a Kyle.

by Argo:))) January 11, 2022

Kyle

Kyle (Kai•ull)
Verb
To piss oneself

"I nearly Kyle'd my pants today"

by Non-gay man lover November 12, 2022

Kyle

Fat Asian guy who thinks he's top shit at Clash Royale but he plays Lumberloon

Wow Kyle is so annoying for playing Lumberloon.

by Littlerangababy June 22, 2025

Kyle

Is a fucking car, I’m so fucking scared.

WHY THE FUCK IS KYLE A FUCKING CAR!?

by sodakins February 14, 2022

Kyle

A quirky fellow that will have a full conversation with the scammers that randomly text him. He’ll create wonderfully colorful backstories to confuse and annoy the would be scammer and then send follow up texts in the days following. Kyle’s will also refer to things that happen “the other day” even if it happened years prior. Kyle’s typically have a very normal sized yet wonderfully shaped penis that will make his partner climax several times while wailing like a banshee. If you bring a Kyle home make sure your roommates are out or you may have to share him.

Elisabeth, “ I brought a Kyle home last night and woke my neighbors”

by Hardbard April 7, 2023