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Karen-on-the-spot

When you’re making out with a Karen at a music festival, and she takes you to the nearest johnny-on-the-spot to have sex, only to leave you standing there, blue balled, questioning your life decisions.
I thought for sure I was getting laid at the concert tonight, but this chick pulled a Karen-on-the-spot on me.
by Mypseudonympho August 18, 2022
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1. When millions of bitches gather together to discuss about anti-vaccination, and will argue over who has the most appropriate 'trim'

2. Related to Facebook, but those who may go onto this shit ass website may be cursed by this gang of Walmart shopping mums.
Lil' Timmy: Mom why do we have to go to Walmart?

Karen: To go up to the employee and put it onto my karen-blog while I complain about the manager

Lil' Timmy: oh shii-
by lophi1 November 4, 2020
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Karen

1. A name
2. Slang to call an entitled woman an absolute jerk
Karen: excuse me!? Get me your manager
Jon: Ok, Karen.
Karen: DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME THAT!
by Bacon friez December 6, 2023
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Each *Karen* character is worthy of a good time. She's the ideal candidate for a shower for two. She's often busty and blonde and has fake tits.

Anyone who meets her will automatically ask her for her Instagram and buy her a free cappuccino.

Thus is the magnetic resonance of such an individual. She reminds one, in such as way of the stone magnetite.
Person 1

I'm waiting to see if Karen walks in through the door flippantly ignoring reason and social morays again.

Person 2

Can I watch?

Onlookers

We wouldn't be so jealous if K didn't have such grande l'oranges if y'all know what we're digging at.

UFO

Waiting to abduct K for space probing and prompt return to gym for further bodily functions

Local garden maintenance team

Karen is the only one for me, but, no me, no me *#$#& *queue fight scene with gardening tools.
by NunceBolger February 26, 2022
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A group of middle-age (mostly) white ladies who thinks she's way better than everyone and complain about every single thing
"omg she's such a Karen, she got mad because she waited 30 minutes for her coffee and expects it to be free"
by SimplySofyy March 14, 2022
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Karen

Your typical reactionary blonde white woman who acts like everything is owed to her.
“Let’s meet our average 50s-something suburban voter. Her name is Karen. Karen is a stay-at-home Mom, probably has a designer dog, drives a midsized BMW or SUV, and hasn’t had to apply for a job since 1985. Karen watches Fox News, listens to conservative talk shows, and has no idea that she’s become a meme.” — Second Thought, ‘America’s Patriotism to Fascism Pipeline’
by LeftyMemeMusician1808 August 18, 2021
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