YOU KNOW WHO MY CRUSH IS?
IT'S JUSTIN ZHANG RIGHT
HOW DID YOU KNOW
ALL THE GIRLS HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM
IT'S JUSTIN ZHANG RIGHT
HOW DID YOU KNOW
ALL THE GIRLS HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM
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Real life conversation about Justin Bieber's Tattoo.
Real life conversation about Justin Bieber's Tattoo.
by ipwnolfags December 14, 2010
Get the Justin Bieber's Tattoo mug.a sexualy transmitted desease witch explodes a person's genetals.
The first case was reported recently on a person (justin beiber) who is the only one who, to date, to survived this most lethal desease (reportedly because of the remarquably small size of the explosion). Further more, this desease, before usually restricted to a small amount of cases per generation, has spred remarquably over the past few years and now thousands of little girls, boys and animals are affected.
The first case was reported recently on a person (justin beiber) who is the only one who, to date, to survived this most lethal desease (reportedly because of the remarquably small size of the explosion). Further more, this desease, before usually restricted to a small amount of cases per generation, has spred remarquably over the past few years and now thousands of little girls, boys and animals are affected.
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First person: What was that?
Second person:The latest victim of the Justin Beiber Fever. She was at his concert last night.
First person: What was that?
Second person:The latest victim of the Justin Beiber Fever. She was at his concert last night.
by justin beiber fan1234567890987 December 4, 2010
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by lloyydd May 16, 2010
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Bill:"Oh this one nigga was pullin a justin welty in 1st period."
Bill:"Oh this one nigga was pullin a justin welty in 1st period."
by clarence1 December 10, 2009
Get the Pullin a Justin Welty mug.an amazing guy, super sweet and can help you through anything! he will always be there for you<3 even though he has a little bit of a temper, he is just trying to help you. he is the nicest and most thoughtfull guy i have ever met! he is super sexy and is poetic! he's the perfect guy! i <3 him.
Oh damn! See that amazingly hot guy over there eating hamburgers, french fries, and mac & cheese, while writing poetry while all the girls are drooling over him?! He's such a tyler justin padgett!
by fjklfjdslfjsdl; June 10, 2011
Get the tyler justin padgett mug.The horror of walking into a shop or supermarket and having to listen to this twaddle against your will without being able to turn it off. Severe cases are when you are in an elevator and the only way out is ten stories down.
The worst case ever was when a man went into a video store, and was acutely looking for some great action movie to watch and the FM Radio channel was raving on about Justin Bieber while the man was busy deciding which movie to watch. The act of simultaneously making a choice and being Justin Bieber-ed at the same time, then caused a long term mental darkness that was only recovered from after looking online, where the man found that the rest of the people on the planet feels exactly the same way he does, and so has realised he is not the only one getting Justin Biebered out there.
There are few things worse than getting Justin Biebered. Perhaps getting Elon Musk-ed, or Steve Jobs-ed is worse, but thats arguable. For example if you walk into a shop and someone is presenter kissing Elon Musks butt over the airwaves, could it possibly be worse than if they were verbally smooching Justin Biebers ass. Who knows, but these dangers of the darkness we live in must be guarded against at all times, which is why I now wear earplugs before entering any public space where they might possibly be playing music of, or talking about Justin Bieber, to ensure that I do not get Justin Biebered again.
The worst case ever was when a man went into a video store, and was acutely looking for some great action movie to watch and the FM Radio channel was raving on about Justin Bieber while the man was busy deciding which movie to watch. The act of simultaneously making a choice and being Justin Bieber-ed at the same time, then caused a long term mental darkness that was only recovered from after looking online, where the man found that the rest of the people on the planet feels exactly the same way he does, and so has realised he is not the only one getting Justin Biebered out there.
There are few things worse than getting Justin Biebered. Perhaps getting Elon Musk-ed, or Steve Jobs-ed is worse, but thats arguable. For example if you walk into a shop and someone is presenter kissing Elon Musks butt over the airwaves, could it possibly be worse than if they were verbally smooching Justin Biebers ass. Who knows, but these dangers of the darkness we live in must be guarded against at all times, which is why I now wear earplugs before entering any public space where they might possibly be playing music of, or talking about Justin Bieber, to ensure that I do not get Justin Biebered again.
Man, I sure hope I don't get Justin Bieber-ed at the shops today, last time it really ruined my day.
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