A poet who probably existed during the famed Elizabethan Era, but whose work did not survive plagues, famines, and fires. Legend has it on good authority that he was a thing, and he wrote famous poems like Ode to Ye Farting Muse, The Ballad of the Blazing Bunghole, Sonnet of the Squeaking Sphincter, and others that have been lost to history. He is also rumored to have dabbled into musical theatre, with Assgas! The Musical.
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025


jackson is a very kind person. a very good friend. will help you out with your problems and situations. very good undercover friend. someone who u can trust and count on. makes dumb jokes but are somehow funny. he will be a very good future man he can cook and take care of you. jackson’s are cool people especially if they are cat people. jackson will sit on the phone and play fortnite will you all day and talk on the phone. if you know a jackson don’t loose them as your friend!
friend1: omg did you hear about that new guy jackson at our school?
friend2: yes! he is so hot and cool to talk to
friend1: i know right i definitely want to get to know him
friend2: same!!!
friend2: yes! he is so hot and cool to talk to
friend1: i know right i definitely want to get to know him
friend2: same!!!
by always124 April 10, 2024

Jackson can start off being an asshole but once he knows he can trust you, he's probably the better guy ever. If he's hurt he'll most likely try to hide it, but if you pry at him enough he'll give in and tell you.
Jackson: I'm fine.
Me: Jaaackkk you fuckin liar.
Jackson: I'm fineeeee
Me: BITCH- TELL MEEEE!
Jackson: Fineeeee
Me: Jaaackkk you fuckin liar.
Jackson: I'm fineeeee
Me: BITCH- TELL MEEEE!
Jackson: Fineeeee
by HeyItzTwix December 15, 2019

A man who has the worlds largest schlong and has a toned body, with incomprehensible amounts of swagger.,
by principal gumbita March 17, 2021
