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bacon stains

The stains left from a woman who's had her period and forgot to use a tampon..
Dude your mom left bacon stains all over my house last night.
by Ryan leaf November 28, 2014
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Kevin Baconed

The phenomenon of having a rambling conversation which ends on the same topic that it originated with.
Conversation: I need a food processor—to discussion of recipes-to discussion of another unrelated topic about wanting to buy a house—to expenses of inflation and market prices-to I should be chopping vegetables for dinner-ending with chopping vegetables would be faster with a food processor.

I Kevin Baconed it.
by Startdust April 21, 2023
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bacon

Do you want bacon?
Sure
*unzips pants*
by AboodKiller69 December 20, 2019
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Minnesota Bacon

The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.
by myskin1issoBlack July 17, 2022
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bacon cola

In edds opinion...

The best sh*t ever created
"Hey edd can i have some bacon cola too?-"

*intense hissing from edd*
by Renowo June 26, 2021
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Bacon

Cops. Pigs. Johnny Law. 5-0. The boys in blue. Badge boys. The Cherrytops. Weewoo Gang. Cuff Buddies. Blue Army. Copegeddon. Pigsters. The Porks. Corporal Vegan etc etc etc
Daniel: *Robs Store*
Mark: Shit! Here come the bacon!
by TheGayAccount June 16, 2020
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bacon bakon

a vps member who's humor is shit
by bak0n August 15, 2022
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