Sexy Bacon

Bacon you put on your partners nipples to help them orgasm

would you like some sexy bacon my dear?

by Veta2 December 26, 2018

Swamp bacon

Swamp bacon is a type of salt-cured meat. Swamp bacon is prepared from several different cuts of meat, typically from the belly or back cuts from rodents of unusual size. It is considered a delicacy by those unfortunate enough to reside in a swamp and have little to no access to proper bacon, and is generally considered superior to having no bacon at all.

Dude just ate a whole plate of swamp bacon, and now is having a nap.

by McGarric August 6, 2019

Bacon and cheese

Bacon and cheese when they are on call to their friend avoiding the name "Baby"

The words bacon and cheese are both foods

by Daaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy September 10, 2021

Hammered Bacon

The act of closing your eyes whilst opening your mouth as wide as possible. Commonly used in a game format where one person will go hammered bacon while waiting for the other player to say “I see you”
The current hammered bacon record is held by Kyle from NJ. The victim of Kyle’s bacon hammering was Brendan from NJ.

Bro Casey went hammered bacon for 3 minutes before anyone realized.

by The Hammered Bacon Commission January 20, 2020

maple baconator

To cover yourself in maple syrup and then sticking bacon to the syrup in an attempt to attract a Canadian sex partner

I might try the maple baconator tonight, I could really go a snow Mexican ey

by Oww my meniscus December 18, 2016

Bacon

Definition 1: Amphetamine
Definition 2: a very intense relationship

"Do you have Bacon?"
Hey look I think they have a Bacon."

by adulf hitla August 15, 2018

Bacon

Not the food, but as in good, the best, amazing! It's the best meat out there so describing something as bacon means it's the best

Last night was bacon mate!

That drink is bacon!

Your tits are bacon!

by JbaconJ January 25, 2022