Ham Handed

Being clumsy when handling things...moving things...setting them down, etc....Knocking things over, spilling things, dropping things.

I went to move my bowl of tomato soup, I caught my finger on the edge of the countertop, and spilled my soul all over the floor....I don't believe how Ham Handed I've been lately.

by I made the man December 13, 2024

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slippery ham

When you try to poop in the toilet but miss

I was going to the bathroom, boy was it a slippery ham

by Cotlno January 4, 2019

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Ham

A Ho Ass Migga.

You are such a Ham!

by .,o September 29, 2020

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2 cups assorted pork meat
1/2 cup De’Jon’s mustard
1/4 oz Baby feelings

1 Cup juice of baby feelings

1/2 Cup hand sourced mayo (undersized and under fertilized)
Vigorously whipped by foot
Dash of “black” pepper
1 oz Curly’s ass parsley
1 packet gelatin in a fridge for 2 hours

Baby bird in bunt pan then circle to completion.

My fuckin’ guts are ham salad party stuffed after that CJ party at Gene’s house last Tuesday.

by Straight Up Ums July 1, 2025

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